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TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?

THE COLONEL FLEES... - .... & found working in a fry zone


TAGS: obama rescues ozone layer
Rating: 4.6/5

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terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 7:39 am
very true, whichever side you vote for, you inevitably get reduced freedom, more government interference and more foreign wars. all that evil needs to succeed are for good men to be too blinded by their hatred of the other side to realise both sides suck.
foxrecon19d - September 13, 2014, 12:56 am
Cnthulthu, you spend an awful lot of time whining about how your feelings get hurt when no one cares about your played out leftist propaganda or your little Crayola posters that no one can see. Wait, let me put that in words you can understand: hurt durr
Zeitguy - September 12, 2014, 10:13 pm
Bush and Obama are the same sons of different mothers. The rhetoric may seem different but the end result is the same. The sorry truth is that they play for the same team and we blindly play out this game as if it matters.
terroraustralis - September 12, 2014, 6:20 pm
he loves it when some f***tard accuses him of being a muslim, because it makes his own supporters close their ears to ALL criticism. thats why "obama bots" exist, they close their ears because they're too used to hearing "MUSLIM ANTICHIST HERPADURR!"
terroraustralis - September 12, 2014, 6:18 pm
its a real shame those f***tards exist, because they de-legitimise proper criticism of obama, I.E. his broken election promises of getting rid of the patriot act, etc... they dont realise it, but he loves them, because they make him immune to criticism.
CthulthuDownUnder - September 12, 2014, 2:29 pm
Stop using your food stamps on booze. It’s illegal and makes you incoherent on this forum. Now move along, “soldier.” March now. Left right left right left right-to-rehab
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2014, 2:16 pm
AWWWW....Pool little ****ulthuDownUnder is going to try his hand at being a BIG boy by using BIG words like "hurt durr, you're a liberal hurt durr, you're a liberal!" HA! HA! HA! HA!
CthulthuDownUnder - September 12, 2014, 1:54 pm
In fact, I'll bet money that some tea party propagandist who hates the skin color of Obama and erroneously thinks he's a Muslim is now going to create more tired posters screaming about how Barry is evil incarnate or some other bull****.Watch and learn...
CthulthuDownUnder - September 12, 2014, 1:26 pm
see? anyone can rely on canned nonsense and lazy "hurt durr, you're a liberal" comebacks. I can pretend to be stupid too. Teach me, master.
CthulthuDownUnder - September 12, 2014, 1:22 pm
Attention America! This RINO and his anti-intellectualism (i.e. his us-against-them-everyone-must-be-a-liberal lunacy) is the reason why your nation has a weak military and is the laughing stock of the world. Watch and learn…


TAGS: democrat gun free zones
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2012, 4:11 pm

Glass break alarms, swipe cards, RFID tags, motion detectors and rigorous training....That's what will keep us safe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2012, 4:09 pm

But it needs to be properly trained security. I work in the security industry, Training is vital. There are people that work under me that I wouldn't trust to guard a bus shelter...never mind a school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2012, 4:06 pm

They're schools! No one should have a gun in a school. And if they did, how long would it be before one of the faculty goes nuts and shoots up the school? No guns is not a solution, but guns for everyone isn't any better. Better security is the only hope.
foxrecon19d - December 19, 2012, 3:48 pm
Maybe...but the fact reamins, all of the victims in Columbine, VA Tech, Aurora and, Sandy Hook were unarmed.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:44 pm
true signs don't shoot back, but if I were to be an armed criminal I would probably shoot people before they could fully draw as I would have my gun ready before they know what is going on.

Drug-Free Zone -

TAGS: drug free zone war prohibition
Rating: 3.67/5

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Renza - April 25, 2013, 6:13 pm
Don't forget the kids' Ritalin and teachers' Zanex
Cannabal - April 25, 2013, 5:57 pm
You also forgot about the Adderall prescription in the kid's backpack.
Curlyrocks - April 25, 2013, 5:56 pm
Does the caffeine in teachers coffee count, or is that one just accepted and not considered a drug anymore

Gun Free Zones -

TAGS: gun free zones do not work chattanooga shooting muhammad youssef abdulazeez islamic terrorism united states marines usmc tennessee semper fidelis
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - July 18, 2015, 4:41 pm
/I think the problem is you don't know what you are talking about on the subject of gun control violence and you don't see it./
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 18, 2015, 12:39 pm
I think the problem is that the sign is too small and the shooter didn't see it.
MPsniper - July 18, 2015, 7:29 am
looking at the ph**o... it appears that the glass has been sh** through...which would mean the sh**s were launched from outside the posted gun free zone. so.....the murderer technically did not violate the sign. just saying.

liberals claim gun control... -

The Truth About Gun-Free Zones -

defenselessness is security -

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Money, too, burns -


TAGS: twilight zone
Rating: 3/5

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Cyberhagen - February 13, 2016, 12:34 pm
No need to imagine it anymore. It's just a contest of who I don't want in office more.

and the doofus award goes to... -

TAGS: bill o reilly lies war zone
Rating: 2.09/5

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calron - February 28, 2015, 10:25 pm
Wow, yet another falsehood that someone has s******ed because it validates what people want to believe.
Zeitguy - February 26, 2015, 12:50 am
The steeper the pyramid the more impending the collapse. Couldn't happen to a better guy

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TAGS: bill o reilly liar war zone
Rating: 1.92/5

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fauxnews - February 24, 2015, 1:00 pm
HA! X-D Love it.
Zeitguy - February 23, 2015, 10:53 pm
Brian Williams reads the news with embellishment, Bill O'Reilly embellishes the news based on his views.